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Bad Shell Reception

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$3.72 $6 In stock

Category: Greeting Card

Want to know a secret? When Juju came up with this concept, she giggled to herself for a solid two minutes. Truth be told, she still giggles when she looks at it. Shell reception. Teehee.

Product Details:

  • Card is blank inside
  • Card measures 5.5 x 4.25 inches
  • Offset printed + foil stamped on premium paper
  • Also available as a boxed set of six

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Abigail ★★★★★

I opened the card and actually laughed out loud—the “shell reception” joke is exactly my kind of humor. The quality of the paper is nice, and the design is simple enough to frame after the laugh.

John F. ★★★★★

The pun is so perfectly cringe that I actually laughed out loud when I unfolded the card. The paper has a nice, thick feel, and the inside is blank so I could write my own message.

Chloe ★★★★★

I sent this to my marine-bio friend and she laughed out loud before even opening it, just reading the title on the envelope. The pun is so perfectly nerdy and the card itself feels sturdy and premium, not flimsy like most greeting cards these days. Definitely the best five bucks I've spent on a laug