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Gorilla Dad Father's Day

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$3.58 $5.5 In stock

Category: Greeting Card

Who wears short shorts?  Dads wear short shorts.  All the time.  Like when you had your first sleepover in elementary school…and when your prom date arrived…and when he moved you into your college dorm…and when you were home to visit last month.  Pair those little shorts with his refusal to jump on the manscaping bandwagon and you’ve got one primal papa.  This Father’s Day, let your dad know you love him, jorts, hairy back and all.

Card is blank inside.

Card is measured at 4.25 x 5.5 inches and is masterfully letterpressed on a Heidelberg “Windmill” machine using hand-mixed ink.

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

James ★★★★★

Opened this card and immediately cracked up at the short-shorts joke—my dad is exactly that guy. The glossy front and clean, simple layout inside make it look like a much pricier card. He got a real kick out of it, and for a dad who has everything, that’s rare.

Kevin L. ★★★★★

The card's paper has a nice, sturdy weight to it, and the inside joke about the prom date really lands if your dad has ever embarrassed you with his fashion. He read it twice and then immediately hung it on the fridge, which is about as good a reaction as I could hope for.

Ella P. ★★★★★

My dad laughed so hard at the "short shorts" reference that he read it aloud to my mom three times. The card's glossy finish and clean font made the silly joke feel extra polished and thoughtful.