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Let's Get Slothed Birthday

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$4.26 $6 In stock

Category: Greeting Card

Life gets stressful as we get older.  Careers, life partners, kids, pets, property...it's A LOT.  Sometimes the best gift we can give our dearest overworked, overtired friends is the chance to be lazy AF while drinking a glass (OK a bottle) of "adult grape juice."  Our Let's Get Slothed card is the perfect companion to a low key birthday celebration that involves being slow, lazy and consuming lots and lots of wine.

Card is blank inside.

-Card measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches
-Masterfully printed and foil stamped on Smart White 110# C+ French Paper

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Mia ★★★★★

My coworker just turned 40 and this card was perfect—she laughed out loud at the "it's A LOT" line. The paper has a nice, thick feel too, not flimsy like some cards.

Joseph ★★★★★

The card’s message about how much life piles on totally nailed the vibe for my exhausted sister, and the sloth illustration alone made her laugh out loud. It’s the rare birthday card that feels like a hug instead of a checklist.

John T. ★★★★★

My friend’s been running on fumes lately, so this card with its “it’s a lot” message was spot-on. The thick, textured paper felt nice in hand and made the sentiment feel more meaningful. She laughed and said it was exactly what she needed.