Lady Lumps
Category: Greeting Card
It’s a fact: ladies’ lumps get exponentially lumpier and lovelier during pregnancy. And while Fergie probably wasn’t directly referring to engorged breasts or distended belly buttons in her 2005 Billboards-topping hit, we know she’d approve of this card. The simple, bold concept behind this design celebrates the lovely, lumpy, fiercely strong miracle that is the pregnant female body.
Card is blank inside.
-Card measures 5.5 x 4.25 inches
-Masterfully letterpressed and foil stamped on 110# Crane's Lettra Paper
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