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Majestic Beast Father's Day

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$4.38 $6 In stock

Category: Greeting Card

Dads are often the kings of not giving a damn.  A well worn baseball hat and the occasional brush of the mustache is just about all the manscaping they can handle and they are A-OK with that.  If your dad is a prime candidate for the new Queer Eye, then our Majestic Beast Father's Day card has his name written all over it.

Card is blank inside.

-Card measures 5.5 x 4.25 inches
-Masterfully printed and foil stamped on White French Paper

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Eva I. ★★★★★

My dad laughed out loud at the part about the mustache brush, and the worn baseball hat drawing on the front looks just like his favorite one. It’s the perfect amount of roasty for a guy who genuinely doesn’t care about fancy stuff.

Miles ★★★★★

The card’s worn baseball hat illustration perfectly nails my dad’s go-to look, and the salty humor about “manscaping” is spot-on. He cracked up when he read it.

Richard H. ★★★★★

My dad laughed so hard at the "kings of not giving a damn" line that he had to read it out loud twice — the worn baseball hat mention hit way too close to home. The card has that perfect dry humor that actually fits him, and the paper quality feels sturdy enough to keep on the fridge for a while.

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